Hansen Style: NFL fans really want to watch the game outside?

Dale Hansen

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Hansen Style: NFL fans really want to watch the game outside?

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by DALE HANSEN

wfaa.com

Posted on January 28, 2011 at 6:07 PM

Here u go ‘

       Now that the nfl has decided the crowd count at a super bowl game includes the crowd outside who can’t see the game   -    cowboys owner jerry jones should get his super bowl record crowd

       That decision incidentally -   is almost as dumb as the NCAA decision that now allows fathers to sell their football playing sons to the highest bidder

       But for the life of me   -   the absolute life of me  -   I can’t understand why 5,000 people are paying $200 apiece to stand outside and watch the game on tv   -   do these people not have any friends ?   ….   do they really not have any common sense  ??    ….    It could be raining  -  maybe snowing   -    and they pay $200 for the right to stand outside and watch it on tv

       A beer will cost about $8   …  a pizza $45  …  a hot dog $7   ….    And don’t even get me started on the problems of finding a port a potty  -   which is always a rather disgusting proposition anyway

       When the super bowl comes back to Arlington   …  and it will   …   I think I’ll sell tickets to my backyard  -   you can watch the game through the window on my big screen tv   …    and you can experience my wife’s hot dogs on a grill for only $4   …   we’ll order a pizza from domino’s for you for only $25   ….   And if you need to go to the bathroom   ….    follow my dogs to a tree

       It will be a marvelous experience   …    just like the one these people will get at super bowl 45 in arlington  …  who paid $200 to stand outside and watch it on tv

       For the life of me  …   I don’t understand


 

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